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Because I have the cream filling I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite?

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I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking? Cus I want you to hold my milk ; I'm an amazing chef Give my eggs and milk and ill give you such a sausage that it will fill your tummy for 9 months I am like organic milk Because I last longer and I am better for you.

I can fill ur tummy with 2 eggs. You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts. I heard you like Tofu, Me too but only with a ck at the end.

Cause you have it around your lips Can I reheat my egg roll in your microwave? You want mexican food tonite? Hey I don't work at Subway, but I bet you can handle my foot long. Should I call you or nudge you?

Guy My name is Hostess If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you. Because you know how to make a wiener stand.

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And im telling youuuu str8 up mjlk thirsty. Do you like cherries? Are you a hamburger pattie cause dat ass is juicy. I like you like my milk I like to have it every night Hey do you make milk? Do you want it in the front or the back?

Hi, my name is “milk.” i’ll do your body good.

You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly. So do you like stawberries or blueberries?

Excuse me? Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at degrees. Are you molk fruit? I'm not good at cooking, so lets go out sometime! How do you like your eggs cooked? Cause you gonna be choking on the D Damn girl, you sure know how to farm!

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Hey baby, do you want to get lunch or do you want to be lunch? Wanna see how my cookie crumbles? Have you ever stuck a hot dog through a donut? Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!

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Your a smart cookie can I eat you? Do you like Alphabet soup Hershey factories libes millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.

Are you a frito cause your really corny Damn girl! Did you sit in a pile of sugar?

Because I'm gonna taste you. Hi, I'm the new Milkman.

I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are. I'll bring the beef, you bring the buns.

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Hey baby lets play a fruity game Do you live in a corn field? I'm going to make you breakfast Are you a cup? I bet lnies Sugar, and spice and everything nice. D'ya wanna do lunch? Are you McDonalds?

Your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.